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You know you're reading USAToday when you see things like this:

"...a person could sit at the wheel of the 2004 Subaru WRX STi, gas floored, shifter slapping from gear to gear, and truthfully mutter, "It was so effortless; I had no idea I was doing 80."

80????? - That's fast???????????? :D :D
 

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Hehehe..., yeah, I hear ya. I got introuble once "slapping through the gears" in a WRX and passed an off-duty cop @ 106mph. Just started 4th gear! Almost lost my job.... :oops:
 

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Hehehe..., yeah, I hear ya. I got introuble once "slapping through the gears" in a WRX and passed an off-duty cop @ 106mph. Just started 4th gear! Almost lost my job.... :oops:
got ya beat!!! I took an H2 Hummer for a test drive and ran over a small town before i realized i had manslaughtered like 500 people and then kept on going of course. I mean, like hellooo, i was in a hummer they shoulda moved. I didn't even feel it...now thats an amazing automobile! I only had to fill the tank up 3 times during the WHOLE test drive! WOW!!:lol: :wink:

P.S. This is a cheeky satire meant to make some laugh and to piss some off. :eek:
 
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