turbo blanket dosent even get hot in the winter, also moroso only ticks 1.5 boxes: 2 cans with valved drains2 cans of large capacity with tangential inlets
swirl inducer ring
valved drains to act as aos OR catchcan
spill free fittings for the coolant so it can be heated or not.
its not exactly a long list
The moroso setup is really close to your list, just without the ability to be heated. I find that waiting 10 minutes or so after shutting the car down allows enough heat from the turbo to sufficiently heat the cans and allow all gunk to run out.