[STiFooDog]

just incase you might want to shave other body parts too, heres what you get for shaving

Left leg - faster clutching
Right Leg - Faster throttle control
Right arm - Faster shifting
Left arm - Stronger grip on steering wheel

and finally, Butt - because women dont like a hairy ass

trust me, youll thank me later for that valuable info. gentlmen, i give you Foodogs theory to why women claw....... So you just had a romantic night, no less your way of trying to say hey, i showed you a great time......now make like your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, and ill meet you between the holidays......so your doing your g-thang under the beer stained sheets that you own. and all of a sudden you get clawed, you think to yourself "IM THE MAN, EYE-YAM-DUH-MAN" when whats really going on, is your girl just got a horrible glimpse of your hairy ass, at first she thought a gorilla snuck into the sheets with you.....but yet a closer look reveals a crack with hair sprouting out of it, her only responce is to claw you, trying to free herself from you animalistic kung fu grip youve got on her.... finally when your done, and roll off of your freshly killed prey, You look at her and see you think to yourself, OH SNAP IM THE MAN WOO!, but in reality youve put her into a unstable mental state, she can not picture anything else but your hairy butt.......its blinded her, made her stomach churn, and is burned into that pretty little head of hers, she will never look at you in the same manner again, EVER......

So my fellow sti drivers, before having that oh so special magical night we hardly get....unless your young and find a sweet, innocent, shy girl(yeah...you know how they really are when you get alone with them) Shave your butt.......or whatever else you can, if a woman tells you she "likes the hair on your body" shes a damn liar!

[CGMDan]

I've reported you to the authorities. Men in white coats will be arriving soon. Don't fight them, go with them. They are there to help you. The tight white jacket is for your protections. Go with them and get well. :wink:

You've been thinkig about that all night haven't you. You got too much time on you hands.

[MKIVSupra]

I should just delete this thread now and then all you p-hoes will get these posts subtracted from your total post counts. :P

Oh yeah, and BTW, any pics of dudes in outifts gets the poster immediately banned... and depending on how disturbing the image, the model also if they are a member here.

[Yukonart]

Oh come on . . . . just join in the fun.

[CGMDan]

I think he wants to be the model

[Rev]

Originally Posted by MKIVSupra

I should just delete this thread now and then all you p-hoes will get these posts subtracted from your total post counts. :P

Oh yeah, and BTW, any pics of dudes in outifts gets the poster immediately banned... and depending on how disturbing the image, the model also if they are a member here.

I hope you're kidding

[STiFooDog]

lucky for all of you, i have no pics of men on my computer, if i did......id be worried and actually it didnt take me all night to think of that, but for some reason i was having a mental/twitching moment going on and im like yeah.....great idea, ill tell them how to make their car faster and give women advice all at once.

on a lighter note, everyone look at the kitties.....

nobody can resist a messed up cat

[Yukonart]

Think of the kittens, gents. . . . think of the kittens . . . .

[bah14]

Originally Posted by raycruit

Art is that your pic? man you got a big snoz JK

lol that's mean. But i sure laughed my ass off.

[Rev]

Those cat pics are disturbing

[bah14]

is the "chillin" one cross-eye'd?

[STiFooDog]

yup he is.... lol hes a special kitty

[STiObserver]

Originally Posted by Yukonart

Oh come on . . . . just join in the fun.

I thought he did...

[MKIVSupra]

Yeah, me too.

I don't care, this is OT, p-hoe all you guys want. Quality is more important than quantity anyway. I was serious about the pics of dudes though. Too many threads where Art is threatening to wear speedoes and stuff so I just want to make sure it does not happen.

[Sideoiler]

Too many threads where Art is threatening to wear speedoes and stuff so I just want to make sure it does not happen.

Thanks, that is something I don't need to see, OT or not.

Jeff