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Tortfeasor STi · 06-25-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by STIVendetta

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"SHANIQUA"~ Look like she got stomach problems..and she like not happy with smell coming from her Butt.....

Tortfeasor STi · 06-25-2008, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

haha omg this is funny!!

turboranger · 06-25-2008, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Tortfeasor STi

hahahaha thats funny.........hmmmmmm im gonna clean my paintball gun and see whats on tv, be back in alil.

turboranger · 06-25-2008, 06:45 PM

OMGOMG 90210 is coming back no one can save us now, abandon all ye hope to all those who shall lay eyes apon it!!!

switching to military channel!!

turboranger · 06-25-2008, 06:52 PM

i love lamp!!

LilTuffGirl · 06-26-2008, 04:05 AM

apparently really bored?

We went out on the bikes for a bit yesterday.. went to the park that also has a skate park and watched the lil punks crash haha

I REALLY don't want to work today! Have to work the track again tonight...well.... if it doesn't rain.

chaos311clarity · 06-26-2008, 04:09 AM

i need to punch myself in the face... im struggling to stay awake.

rmo55c · 06-26-2008, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by StayTrashy

butt sex.

any reason why you chose to add this? Maybe your favorite hole?

rmo55c · 06-26-2008, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by chaos311clarity

i need to punch myself in the face... im struggling to stay awake.

***sti_kris*** · 06-26-2008, 05:22 AM

so appearently at the last car meet we had here in town, the cops pulled out the copter on them thanks to all the rice. a buddy of mine ended up in jail for racing and they impounded his bike. he's out and got his bike out but had to sell it so he can pay for everything.

just glad i went to my friends house that night instead of hanging around there

rmo55c · 06-26-2008, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by StayTrashy

Nope. Why? Do you enjoy things up your butt?

Exit Only!!!!!

EviljokerSTI · 06-26-2008, 10:43 AM

So quick story, I took this girl out a few weekends back, and before i even got out of the car her mother came out and started eyeing my car down like it was a space ship or some sh!t, then started asking me questions about if i raced my car and why do i need to have such a large spoiler, and all this other ****, then tells me that if she finds out that i was speeding around with her "baby" in the car that i would regret it!

(side note i never excessivly speed or race when i have passengers in the car or even when i'm by myself i'm not into the whole streetrace asshattery)

But then the dad comes out to check out the car and starts talkin about the new toyota camry he just bought and how its pretty fast, i hate when older guys who know dick about cars try talkin to you about them and they just make themselves look stupid.
I couldnt say anything tho because i was takin out his daughter so i had to go along with it! So finaly the daughter comes out and we are about to leave and the mother was tellin her " if u dont feel comfortable or safe in this car just call me and i'll come pick u up, her mother is a complete c_nt rag.
To bad the mother doesnt know that her little girl is prolly the queen of road head, and likes to put out,

after i dropped her back home i went to stay at my parents house for the night, and not thinking blocked my dads truck from gettin out of the driveway, so he used my car to run to the store in the morning, and came back to wake me up holding the girls panties that she forgot on the back seat, he just looked at me and shook his head!

LilTuffGirl · 06-26-2008, 01:14 PM

I'm an EMT yet I groom dogs for a living.. Man I hate life.

Only because one little bastard bit me pretty hard

Drew a little blood but mostly just left some good marks. I HATE ****-zoos (I like that spelling better)
Bad thing was I had to be nice and had to do it because it was a dog owned by a girl who works at the store

Although I didn't really finish it 100% since I forgot I had to work tonight.. I said oops gotta go i'll finish another day! lol dog was 99% done though..

It hurts

STIVendetta · 06-26-2008, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LilTuffGirl

my head hurts SO bad. I woke up with the worst headake EVER and now it's not so bad but it feels like someone punch me in the nose and my head is going to explode. I took some tylenol sinus (yea I can't spell) and it's the same

GO AWAY ICKY STUFF

Hope you feel better soon....after all....your LilTuffGirl!

LilTuffGirl · 06-26-2008, 05:56 PM

HAH!!! Working at the track tonight ROCKED! And now I work tomorrow night too lol It was kinda dead so I jumped in the STi and ran (first time driving the car to the track normally I ride) So this was the first time I've ever taken my car down the track

Well the STi... Some dude in an EVO pointed at his car when I drove by and I waved him on hah BUT when I raced him I was paying more attention to getting a perfect light instead of what my RPM was and lagged the f-ck out of it on take off

He beat me by .1.. but my first time was better than his so I woulda had him if I didn't screw up.

Then I let the b/f drive.. his cousin rode.. and well..... they arn't right in the head.

06-25-2008, 06:45 PM	#799
turboranger Professional STI Racer Car: silver 05 rex STi Fav Mod: T3/T4 turbo for my ranger Location: Detroit, MI. or Royal Oak Posts: 771 Join Date: Dec 2006 Trader Rating: (0)	Re: so.... OMGOMG 90210 is coming back no one can save us now, abandon all ye hope to all those who shall lay eyes apon it!!! switching to military channel!!

06-25-2008, 06:52 PM	#800
turboranger Professional STI Racer Car: silver 05 rex STi Fav Mod: T3/T4 turbo for my ranger Location: Detroit, MI. or Royal Oak Posts: 771 Join Date: Dec 2006 Trader Rating: (0)	Re: so.... i love lamp!!

06-26-2008, 04:05 AM	#801
LilTuffGirl Junior STI Driver Car: White 05 WRX STi Fav Mod: None yet Location: WV Posts: 52 Join Date: Sep 2007 Trader Rating: (0)	Re: so.... apparently really bored? We went out on the bikes for a bit yesterday.. went to the park that also has a skate park and watched the lil punks crash haha I REALLY don't want to work today! Have to work the track again tonight...well.... if it doesn't rain.

06-26-2008, 04:09 AM	#802
chaos311clarity STI Guru Car: 05 CGM STi Fav Mod: grip. Location: Southeastern PA Posts: 5,613 Join Date: Aug 2006 Trader Rating: (7)	Re: so.... i need to punch myself in the face... im struggling to stay awake.

06-26-2008, 05:22 AM	#805
*sti_kris* its all in the curves Car: 05 CMG STI Fav Mod: Aps 3.5" TBE Location: Austin, Tx Posts: 810 Join Date: Apr 2008 Trader Rating: (0)	Re: so.... so appearently at the last car meet we had here in town, the cops pulled out the copter on them thanks to all the rice. a buddy of mine ended up in jail for racing and they impounded his bike. he's out and got his bike out but had to sell it so he can pay for everything. just glad i went to my friends house that night instead of hanging around there

06-26-2008, 10:43 AM	#807
EviljokerSTI Junior STI Driver Car: O4 Wrx STI Fav Mod: 2 12" Type R subs Location: New York Posts: 137 Join Date: Jun 2007 Trader Rating: (1)	Re: so.... So quick story, I took this girl out a few weekends back, and before i even got out of the car her mother came out and started eyeing my car down like it was a space ship or some sh!t, then started asking me questions about if i raced my car and why do i need to have such a large spoiler, and all this other ****, then tells me that if she finds out that i was speeding around with her "baby" in the car that i would regret it! (side note i never excessivly speed or race when i have passengers in the car or even when i'm by myself i'm not into the whole streetrace asshattery) But then the dad comes out to check out the car and starts talkin about the new toyota camry he just bought and how its pretty fast, i hate when older guys who know dick about cars try talkin to you about them and they just make themselves look stupid. I couldnt say anything tho because i was takin out his daughter so i had to go along with it! So finaly the daughter comes out and we are about to leave and the mother was tellin her " if u dont feel comfortable or safe in this car just call me and i'll come pick u up, her mother is a complete c_nt rag. To bad the mother doesnt know that her little girl is prolly the queen of road head, and likes to put out, after i dropped her back home i went to stay at my parents house for the night, and not thinking blocked my dads truck from gettin out of the driveway, so he used my car to run to the store in the morning, and came back to wake me up holding the girls panties that she forgot on the back seat, he just looked at me and shook his head!

06-26-2008, 01:14 PM	#808
LilTuffGirl Junior STI Driver Car: White 05 WRX STi Fav Mod: None yet Location: WV Posts: 52 Join Date: Sep 2007 Trader Rating: (0)	Re: so.... I'm an EMT yet I groom dogs for a living.. Man I hate life. Only because one little bastard bit me pretty hard Drew a little blood but mostly just left some good marks. I HATE ****-zoos (I like that spelling better) Bad thing was I had to be nice and had to do it because it was a dog owned by a girl who works at the store Although I didn't really finish it 100% since I forgot I had to work tonight.. I said oops gotta go i'll finish another day! lol dog was 99% done though.. It hurts

06-26-2008, 05:56 PM	#810
LilTuffGirl Junior STI Driver Car: White 05 WRX STi Fav Mod: None yet Location: WV Posts: 52 Join Date: Sep 2007 Trader Rating: (0)	Re: so.... HAH!!! Working at the track tonight ROCKED! And now I work tomorrow night too lol It was kinda dead so I jumped in the STi and ran (first time driving the car to the track normally I ride) So this was the first time I've ever taken my car down the track Well the STi... Some dude in an EVO pointed at his car when I drove by and I waved him on hah BUT when I raced him I was paying more attention to getting a perfect light instead of what my RPM was and lagged the f-ck out of it on take off He beat me by .1.. but my first time was better than his so I woulda had him if I didn't screw up. Then I let the b/f drive.. his cousin rode.. and well..... they arn't right in the head. This ad is not endorsed by this member. Please register or login to hide this ad.