The Retard of the Month club - Page 48

LilTuffGirl · 06-22-2008, 11:20 AM

I went ridin on the motorcycle for a few hours and almost had a bird accident

was REALLY close to hitting a bird.. right smack into the front end and probably woulda hit me afterwards. I even said "holy ****" out loud

But then again I talk to myself a lot when I ride......... Oddly enough.

damn birds...

BluSTi · 06-22-2008, 11:22 AM

My feet smell like a sack of assholes.

***///M Power*** · 06-22-2008, 11:30 AM

Tobbaco, Coolant, Gun Powder and Burrito FTW!!

Edit: Oh and I cant forget Boobs!!!

BluSTi · 06-22-2008, 11:41 AM

***///M Power*** · 06-22-2008, 11:46 AM

Oh Oh what about Boobs, Strippers and Groin Pull

***Crewchief*** · 06-22-2008, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LilTuffGirl

I talk to myself a lot

Why does this not suprise me?

***Crewchief*** · 06-22-2008, 01:36 PM

20 minutes till I get to go home!

rmo55c · 06-22-2008, 01:45 PM

just got back from the stlsubaru cruise. At least I guess it was a cruise. We all had lunch, got into our cars to go. I wanted to get out early and hit the backroads on the cruise extra fast and then swing back through to meet up with everyone, but I guess I went too fast, cause I waited and waited and nothing... lol

My friend in the car about sh*t himself though

Tortfeasor STi · 06-22-2008, 03:21 PM

If groin pull has a flavor, I don't ever want to know what it is or how they put it in a jelly bean.

STi_1212 · 06-22-2008, 04:49 PM

Jeremy = Bored off his ass waiting for Top Gear to finish downloading....

***520*** · 06-22-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rmo55c

just got back from the stlsubaru cruise. At least I guess it was a cruise. We all had lunch, got into our cars to go. I wanted to get out early and hit the backroads on the cruise extra fast and then swing back through to meet up with everyone, but I guess I went too fast, cause I waited and waited and nothing... lol

My friend in the car about sh*t himself though

damn, i almost went to that.

got too ****ed up last night and woke up at 230 in the pm today

turboranger · 06-22-2008, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LilTuffGirl

I went ridin on the motorcycle for a few hours and almost had a bird accident

was REALLY close to hitting a bird.. right smack into the front end and probably woulda hit me afterwards. I even said "holy ****" out loud

But then again I talk to myself a lot when I ride......... Oddly enough.

damn birds...

come to think of it, i talk to myself when i go for a ride, and something happens like some asshatt cutting me off.

ex: " what the f--- is this f-er doin? "

i called my buddy who also rides if he talks to himself when something extreme happens when he rides alone.
his answer is yes he does.

same goes with my bro, i guess we all do it by default lol.

rmo55c · 06-23-2008, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 520

damn, i almost went to that.

got too ****ed up last night and woke up at 230 in the pm today

Definitely was a good time - well up until I lost them. Then it was still a good time, but not as part of the cruise

LilTuffGirl · 06-23-2008, 06:27 AM

'eh I talk to myself about random things too.. mostly just sing though since I have my Ipod on

The weather was about to get really crappy.. black clouds and you could see lighting.. I saw some horses standing under a tree and I shook my head and actually said "silly horses you'll get cooked". hah
The b/f does it too so i'm not alone!!

I cuss people most of the time though... The b/f put some of my plastic cleaner thats pretty much like back to black ALL over his bike. this stuff feels like armorall.. Well he put it on his damn seat too.. I laughed at him.. thing is he sat on his bike and moved it out of the garage while I was getting ready.. then sat on mine and moved mine... the stuff got on my seat

I was sliding around a lil.. then we got on the road we were going to fly down and got behind a somewhat slow car. Well some other car coming towards us was ALL OVER the road but going like 15mph. Well the dumb **** in the car ahead of us SLAMS on his brakes to a stop even after the guy passes. I'm SO glad I don't have a weewee or it really woulda hurt because my butt slid.
I revved and cussed... No one can hear me but by god it makes me feel better!!!

AND about scaring people in the Subaru.. The b/f always drives mine.. We drove to his bosses house to pick something up and we are down this small country backroad and he freakin' drifts it on a turn...on pavement.....on tires I can't afford....and a drink in my cup holder that is completly full... did I mention a small ass road? Oh man I was PISSED. Normally i'm like wee fun.. this time I cussed him lol He's a damn good driver but sometimes I think he just doesn't think.... hah

eze13sti · 06-23-2008, 06:35 AM

morning bong rip....

good morning whores

06-22-2008, 11:20 AM	#706
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06-22-2008, 01:45 PM	#713
rmo55c The Next Petter Solberg Car: 05 WRB STi Fav Mod: PWT points. Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 949 Join Date: Dec 2004 Trader Rating: (1)	Re: so.. just got back from the stlsubaru cruise. At least I guess it was a cruise. We all had lunch, got into our cars to go. I wanted to get out early and hit the backroads on the cruise extra fast and then swing back through to meet up with everyone, but I guess I went too fast, cause I waited and waited and nothing... lol My friend in the car about sh*t himself though

06-22-2008, 03:21 PM	#714
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06-22-2008, 04:49 PM	#715
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06-23-2008, 06:27 AM	#719
LilTuffGirl Junior STI Driver Car: White 05 WRX STi Fav Mod: None yet Location: WV Posts: 52 Join Date: Sep 2007 Trader Rating: (0)	Re: so.. 'eh I talk to myself about random things too.. mostly just sing though since I have my Ipod on The weather was about to get really crappy.. black clouds and you could see lighting.. I saw some horses standing under a tree and I shook my head and actually said "silly horses you'll get cooked". hah The b/f does it too so i'm not alone!! I cuss people most of the time though... The b/f put some of my plastic cleaner thats pretty much like back to black ALL over his bike. this stuff feels like armorall.. Well he put it on his damn seat too.. I laughed at him.. thing is he sat on his bike and moved it out of the garage while I was getting ready.. then sat on mine and moved mine... the stuff got on my seat I was sliding around a lil.. then we got on the road we were going to fly down and got behind a somewhat slow car. Well some other car coming towards us was ALL OVER the road but going like 15mph. Well the dumb **** in the car ahead of us SLAMS on his brakes to a stop even after the guy passes. I'm SO glad I don't have a weewee or it really woulda hurt because my butt slid. I revved and cussed... No one can hear me but by god it makes me feel better!!! AND about scaring people in the Subaru.. The b/f always drives mine.. We drove to his bosses house to pick something up and we are down this small country backroad and he freakin' drifts it on a turn...on pavement.....on tires I can't afford....and a drink in my cup holder that is completly full... did I mention a small ass road? Oh man I was PISSED. Normally i'm like wee fun.. this time I cussed him lol He's a damn good driver but sometimes I think he just doesn't think.... hah

06-23-2008, 06:35 AM	#720
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