[LilTuffGirl]

wow i'm bad luck well actually the road is just that bad..

friday when we were going to work the track there was a pretty bad car accident that stopped us..

Tonight when I was coming home from working the track there was a car vs. tractor trailer. I was on the bike and someone said it's pretty bad.. no EMS yet.. So instead of me thinking correctly and hopping back on the bike to go to the car I ran like forever to get to it lol I actually did something this time!!!
Seemed like it took FOREVER for the ambulance and fire dept to get there.

Only took me 2 hours to get home.............................
And MAN did a lot of people come up to me and talk to me when they saw me pick up my motorcycle helmet lol

Well at first some ASSHOLE truckers kept trying to squeeze by and my jacket and helmet were on the side of the road so I yelled for someone to please move my helmet lol one guy was like ok.. wait.. you ride? lol nope.. just very unsafe in a car...


God I missed doing the EMS thing. I can't wait till thurs to start up again

[LilTuffGirl]

Oh yea.. men amaze me. Two guys kept talking to me when I was getting some grub...
An hour or so later I go to the bathroom and when I come out one dude is standing outside of the bathrooms and says "hey we are getting really bored here and are going to go back to my place and drink. You should come." I said hah I don't drink. His reply.."well come and watch us drink". HAHAHA great line there bud!!

Thing is I have a big damn radio on my side. WTF did he think I was doing there??

[LilTuffGirl]

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

oh that dude so wanted you!!!

ahah

Yea wanted to bend me over.. I'm not much for that type.. not to mention I have a b/f...although he didn't know that.

[520]

Originally Posted by VROOM293

Dont be mean to fat chicks,cuz they have hot ass friends,

troof.

[BluSTi]

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

I really dont know what that munchy thing smiley is used for

He kills kittens when you masturbate.

[BluSTi]

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

and no, not that STi

[LilTuffGirl]

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

and no, not that STi

lol hahaha More chics have that kind of STi....

I don't know anyone famous

[BluSTi]

International Cannagraphic Magazine Forums - DoobieDuck Logging Camp

[eze13sti]

clean bill of health. finally get to drive my car and im a go pick up the new iphone. smoke on whores

[EviljokerSTI]

Originally Posted by VROOM293

Wrong alfalfa! Shouldn't ASS U ME one is ''reefer mad'' just cuz he[me]
can make hollywood smoke signals.Remember that, my'' little neophyte comrade in the arms of a big breasted village girl who is lactating fresh goats milk''.
No tetrahydrocannibinoids [or commonly refered to as ''delta 9''],on this blue planet can make cotton like this .vvvvvvv

And remember, if in prison ,when going #2 take your pants all the way off.cuz that is usually the time and the place they come and do a ''piece of work'' or an ''action'' for that matter,on you. you dont want to be tripping when getting a whipping!

we gotta smoke together!

[EviljokerSTI]

Originally Posted by VROOM293

You guys are/were good.
Drummer is strong eh ?...couldnt tell if it was a dude or chick.either way bla bla bla.Never stop!

thansk man, nah the drummer is a dude and yeah he is a beast, and a lil out of his mind! Funny story tho, The drummer has always been a loose canon, since the day i met him back in 2000 he was whacked out! not to long after that show he disappeared, and i mean without a trace!, he didnt leave a note or tell his parents, after a year we assumed he was dead, there was police reports filed and it was a pretty big thing goin on! he told noone where he was going he packed up his truck and left, then back in march of 08 i was in a bar with some friends in my old stompin grounds and he showed up out of nowhere!! this was the convo:

Me: WTF where the hell have u been man, i thought u were dead!
Him: Nah man i was fed up oneday with this ****hole town and decided to leave.
Me: but u didnt even tell anyone!
Him: yeah i didnt want anyone to comelook for me!
Me: well ya did a damn good job, ur mom even thinks ur dead! Where did u go?
Him: yeah i saw here she was pretty pissed and kind of happy, but i drove to montana!
Me: MONTANA!!! what the Fu(k for!
Him: it seemed like a place i could live in seclusion.


well it went on and on for a good 6 hours of drinkin and talkin! while he was out there he started quad racing and supposedly got really good and was making money off of it, then he got tired of that and decided to come home.

but the band is no longer together, i've been in and out of different bands but nothing to serious.

[VROOM293]

Originally Posted by EviljokerSTI

*snip*.

omfg thats ****ing ****! cassic! i love it! Great Drummers are all 5150,They are the Goalies,You dont want to tangle with a great drummer.they have hand eye coordination of major league ballers.Agressive,alone in the middle of a kit that they haul around with pride.
keith moon,neil pert,john bonham,peter criss,cheese ball from mot cru ,the dude from the clash ,NOT RINGO he wasnt great,dude from rhcp,novacek from nirvana,THE COOLEST MOFO and one bad dude is MARKY RAMONE...OMG hes a muscle car junkie, functional ALcoholic
who will beat every one down ,drink a pint of 151 then utilizes a style that literally hurts most who try it,Short ,fast, hard, R A M O N E S. And I love the BIATCH ???? she does Studio work for CHEMICAL brothers.....FAST....I would eat her snatch in a heart beat .U tube search for her w/chem bros......And the unsung hero is .....YOU! the bass.And let me guess you can sit in the goalie spot if its a 911 rt?
Your fingers get trashed. When dudes tell me they 4 string it ,i want to look at the tips of the fingers as a measurement of truth.Its
obvious you guys were talented. very clean sounding inspite of crap utube audio etc... + hot groupies in front row WEEEE.

Remember ,if thats what you want [play bass for a living] .You will NOT fail as long as you NEVER stop!

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

You are as baked as a sweet apple pie comin right outta your moms oven

+props for adjective ''sweet'' in conjunction with pro noun ''mom''.
-props as i dont get ''LIT'' any more. I cant!. It interferes with my work.It
causes me to become introverted as a hobbit with no legs.It throws me to the left when i need to be RIGHT!
How can i be any one if i cant be me 1st.SEnsitive memory is rough housed by
the herbs .Every one reacts dif to drugs. For example grass hopper;Receptors of your genetic make up may allow you to never get addicted to opiates[albeit extremely rare] i.e from heroin to oxycontin to
vicodin or rather hydromorphone to tylenol 3.BUT, i will get physically addicted to this class or schedule of compounds.
OR i may be able to drink booze with minimal side effects where as some may get anaphylactic shock e.g hives and what not & misc.
So my point is i dont tolerate mary jane well.I smoked when i was pre LEO
in college and it didnt help my grades.When i stopped, i made the deans list.

Also look at ez wind up thar; he goes to work every day afta de rippa of the mendo.me? i would boycott work after a toke of bunk weed w/ 90% seeds mixed with hey.

Originally Posted by EviljokerSTI

we gotta smoke together!

My preferences for the ''super natura''l have gone turbo, so to speak.
let me put it like this,my friends work and play for the health nut L E M M Y Rather Ian fraser
K I L M I S T E R .

Btw very good health that one, tours ,money, excellent.heart beats etc...
I/most of my peeps dont drink. He does .Then again he doesnt drive.
But for you ,id go left for a spell.


ATTENTION; THIS POST WILL SELF DESTRUCT AT 3 PM

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

+props for so awesome quitnin
- props for taken 3 years to read ur posts

haha, i picked up some more interior detailing stuff
!!

ok ,we are both shooting par for the coarse so time for sudden death.On to# 19 we go .

i have more micro fiber clothes than the country of pakiwakistan.
too bad your not in so cal ,cuz really i have more of than some of the 3rd world countries that make em.

ill go up to hot tenders at the car wash when they are scratching up thar 90 k luxory/sports slug,And hand em a 36 inch microfiber b.n in the plastic and ill say ''your scratching your baby w/ that paper towel you hot piece of ace''

''this is on VROOM 293,NOW LETS BUMP UGLYS YOU TRAMP''!

Thats Why I Learnin Yoga As Me Wanna Blow Me So She Dont Have Too

I Have To Go Polish My Rocket. Over N Out Yall!

Originally Posted by EviljokerSTI

I was the drummer in another band when he called me to come play bass, I play all different types of ****, Guitar(acoustic and electric), Bass, drums, Clarinet, Trumpet, saxophone, violin and banjo! ya banjo is a lil wierd but not everyone can pick up a banjo and play it!

We were really good we were signed to Rise records, for lil while and then when he disappears we got dropped b/c we couldnt find a descent drummer, and the people in vid screamin were screamin my name

Bass players for some reason have ''IT''. You/the ones that can ''NOVACEK IT '' [nirvana] is IMO genetics .The left side of the cortex man,Its a gift from god,btw call if you need bongo guy.I have my galaxys ready to roll .
BONGO FROM THE CONGO beastie boys style. looking down the barrel of a gun,son of a gun son of a biatch getting riatch. been thumpin since 1975, when i couldnt even say my name yet.Still
im no incred bongo band worthy type.
IM going to watch you all again on utube here in a bit afta i polish thee ole rocket.

This Tubs For You

Originally Posted by EviljokerSTI

Thanks Bro! and remember to use baby oil and not baby powder it chafes!

No im polishing my STi then im flogging the bishop. W/hot h20 and vasoline and hard core porn from holland cuz them biatches give reachrounds like it aint nuthin but a thang ...gotta luv that eh?

Originally Posted by eze13sti

hahaha yall r fukin funny.

i got that sativa for the morning jump. its like my coffee. then the indica stare in the corner retarded for when i get home from work. you knowwwwww

GIMMEE a HOLLA IF YA GOT A DOLLA >....wassssup KING EZ WIND?
i used to fan the indica from humboldt cnty. and the NORTHERN LIGHTS HYBRID varietys...now i do A different airline all togetha called ...BODY BAG!

IM A ONE TIME A SMOKE BOMB FER YA FOR YER PAST BACK ACHES DAT WERE IN YER HEAD . Stay WELL G

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

^have fun?

^ Isnt it time for bed JR? oh i forgot its friday.
So fella you live anywhere near where jeffry dalmer [wtf that freaks name was] used to to smokem poles and then eatem.

Some chocolate factory he worked at.Near mil.
He was from Bath ohio... but yearned for milwalki ,aka ''the hub of the universe'' So Did he live near you?

look 299 posts .im not ever going to get 300. DAMN I shouldve stopped at 293 SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEt.or i could mod w/ a short ram and declare 299 hp. and send more dough to the outfits board of directors and have complete autonomy over my user name.mmmm ill have to sleep on it

Sociopath, thats scary! I accidently came upon this citys past serious serials[L.A.], and im quite close/and have friends that are practically next door to the following;mansons'crime scenes,richard
'' the night stalker'' ramiraz used all these freeways at night to go ''rogue'' like a hungry white shark, on the hunt for prey.The green river killer, not sure exactly the 20 and dont really want to know.
The thing about ramiraz was his uncle was a vietnam vet,who was involved in some pretty wicked operations .Described on A&E as Going into villages at night , silent but swift to do the ordered ''wet work''.
Well, the unc. came back to the world here and showed the young impressionable, lost,resentfull of women, and very blood thirsty richard ''THE ROPES'' if you will.

How to walk with silence at night, how to dress for no noise or visibility,how to hold ,utilize guns and knives.death grips,holds.etc... thus ,this sob got the special forces crash course.Plus he wasnt stupid if not very smart.
You know what screwed him in the end?[thank goodness] 2 things.1.Avia sneakers [prints]2. The one lady that got away and spent time with a sketch artist afterwards.
oj simpsons gretna green in brentwood.Im over in that neck everyday.

Originally Posted by rmo55c

alright im back sorry for the short delay.

Working on my mountain bike i got my index finger stuck in a moving disc rotor and chopped off part of the tip. I'm now typing with 9 fingers.

How much of the tip is off? a slice or is it some serious real estate thats now off the index?

ok dont get red at me rmo for this question.Its 8 pm at your zone rt? its friday rt?
How many?

Originally Posted by LilTuffGirl

lol there was another female in here

hahaha she said ''female in here''...quite arousing!..... ill go wak it now.you
you you GOD DANG WHORING TRAMP OLINE ,YOU COULD INSERT N BETWEEN L & I AND GET ONLINE .....HAHA TRAMP ONLINE! U KNOW I IS J/K GIRL:dom o: :d omo::dom o:

Originally Posted by EviljokerSTI

I like some function quite well when stoned, i've been smoking for a long time and have never quite ( i know its not healthy but that doesnt worry me) but it keeps me sane i stopped smoking regularly for awhile back and found that i was quit irritable but i've come far in my life and only being 22, i smoked all through out college and finished a semester early, and now at 22 i make 70K a year, more than most 25-26 year olds do

SEE,you prove my theory correct. oh wait your not a starving musician? ummm,errrr i got to run bye.

Originally Posted by EviljokerSTI

I like some function quite well when stoned, i've been smoking for a long time and have never quite ( i know its not healthy but that doesnt worry me) but it keeps me sane i stopped smoking regularly for awhile back and found that i was quit irritable but i've come far in my life and only being 22, i smoked all through out college and finished a semester early, and now at 22 i make 70K a year, more than most 25-26 year olds do

j/k dude over in this part of the hell hole of planet named ''lets eat our own bile'' most 30 year olds are pulling in less.
No i was not in any way judging anything, in fact i was saying just cuz i dont do it everyday like i and so many of my peoples grewing up did,in a post vietnam ,and hard core protest town filled with hippies where 4 students were shot and killed by our lovable [in this order] late dick tricky nixon aka inventor of the DEA whom BTW MADE ELVIS [A DILAUDED JUNKIE AND SPEEDBALL DEMON] A honorary agent with full aresting authority:. governer rhodes of ohio who took the nixon order to utilize weapon packing national gaurdsmen on kent state students who WERE GAINING BIG NATIONAL EXPOSURE THUS MAKING NIXONS DICK LOOK STOOOOPID, btw were only verbal in the protesting.Then ,the wet[IF I SAY CIA YOU WILL SAY SURE VROOM CONSPRACY VOODOO DUDE] boys who were sent in the middle of the night across the street from my future home as i didnt meet egg yet[ haha] to burn the rotc building down to make nixons/rhodes ligitimate reasoning to send in the gaurd.2 days after the occupied and closed campus was being swept of students as it was all a plan...a small gathering OF MOSTLY STUDENTS grew a little larger,
CHANTING HELL NO WE WONT GO.OFF CAMPUS? TO NAM ? TO THE GROCERY STORE? YALL WONT GO WHERE?. THEN RATATAT RATATATAT SOME ONE IS SENDING US LED.4 DOWN.ALL JEWISH?????? ITS TRUE!
Sonovabiatches SAID A SNIPER WAS PULLING TRIGGER ON THE GAURD HAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE YOU NIXON LIAR ASS RHODES BLOWHARD.

NEIL YOUNG WRITES THE SONG 4 DEAD ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY MOMS HOUSE.624 EAST SUMMIT STREET KENT OHIO 44240.DEVO LIVES DOWN MY STREET,DON JAMES COACH OF THE UNIVERSITY OF WASHINGTON HUSKIES SON MOVES INTO MY HOUSE TO FINISH GRAD SCHOOL AS MY PARENTS AND COACH JAMES WERE VERY TIGHT FROM WHEN MY DAD WAS A SOCCER COACH WHEN JAMES WAS ON SAME STAFF.BEFORE I WAS A LITTLE PEEWEE.AS WAS LOU HOLTZ,MIKE ADAMLE,JACK LAMBERT.LArry czonka,thurmen munsen,chuckie green. and michael keaton and NOT DREW CARY,NOT ARSENIO HALL,NOT CHRISSY HYND OR WTF HER NAME IS FROM PRETENDERS.
JOE WALSH I DIDNT REALLY SEE ALOT BUT HE WOULD LEAVE BEERS FOR MY FRIEND IN HIGHSCHOOL JOE SHANNON WHOM WAS THE SON OF THE MAN WHO SUPPORTED JOES RISE UNTILL HE ROLLED WITH THE EAGLES AND JOE WAS NAMED AFTER JOE AND JOE DIDNT FORGET HIS ROOTS LIKE ALL BUCKEYES WE NEVER FORGET WE IS BUCKEYES MOFO AND WHO HAD A KILLER SUPRA.AND LAST BIG WIG WHO WANTED TO LIVE IN OUR CRIB BECAUSE OF MY PARENTS WILD SOCIALITE TEMPERMENT THE MAN THE MYTH THE FRIEND OF MY PAPAS' MR.......... IF I TELL YOU YOU WONT BELIEVE ME. ITS A WRAP

AND ,VAN JAKES DANA WRIGHT WERE MY BABY SITTERS .PETER LUPIS FROM M.I CAME AND STAYED IN MYPARENTS HOUSE.


<<<<<<<<<<<<
MY 1ST DOG WASA ****ER SPANIARD HAHA SPANIAL BUT YOU SEE THAT PUGSLY OVER THAR.? I LOVE THAT PUG MORE THAN MY STI
ID TOSS THE SUBI FOR THAT LITTLE HELL RAZING BIATCH AND WOULD KNOCK OFF ANY ONE WHO DARED SCARED OR HURTED HAHA HURT HER.ID EAT THE PERSON .ID VAMPIRE 101 ON EM AND TURN MYSELF IN .IM SERIOUS.AND GET THIS...NOT MY DOGGY.IM ITS GOD FATHER...SO ON THAT DAY IN WHICH I MAY NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE AND THAT DAY MAY NEVER COME...,,,,,,,.,,;P['.;/.L;['.L;.['=[P;L,.OK GOD FATHER......OLIVE OIL AND MOLINJANA
THATS WHEN I GOT THE ACTING BUG FOR FIRST TIME AND STARTED TO GRAVITATE.

Originally Posted by eze13sti

when ya mix the two it goes boogie woogie woogie on ya brain

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

wow crazy stuff

just detailed my dads car, came out nice!

THATS THE ALTITUDE grass hoppa .do it with hard pride!
that is good stuff wit that tude yo.


hey if you say for example got on with the auxilary unit.does any law enforcement dept thar have a auxilary unit?

its your foot in the door yo.cuz you come off as a ''type typical that will get the nod, 1.dont f yer credit until your hired.2obviously no crim rec. haha i got in with dis ord cond x3 expunged for brawling when i put my 1st layer of muscle on me. i had a chip. but i went thru hellzbella in 1 year of interviews afta view etc....3.get a associates degree in anything does not have to be crim. just or anything particular infact it some cases they dont want someone who only aspired to be a piggy .2 year degree at cc or j.c or hell go 2+2 and have piggys pay for the second 2.dude i got answeres
your performance in that thar grocery store aint no joke either let me tell ya,my prediction grass hoppa is that STi of yers is not that far away.buy yer own as soon as yer qualified credit with a job bringing it home. hell dude buy it work live at home fer a spell. cuz yer not a burned out sleepy guy 24-7 yer all about the the good fight. so yer dad prolly is coo wit you cuz well yer a good guy but like sam rithstien why take a chance going to bed buy

eeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzz what it is chiefton????

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

Auxilary unit? im not familiar with that hah.

come off as the type of ?
i wont screw my credit, i have no crime record, im going to college for police degree (or Criminal justice degree). whats a CC and a J.C? or a 2=2?

i cant wait to make money off of detailing!

cc-community college
j.c is sort of the same=2 year degree .All that is required in todays state ,county,local law enforcement world w/ exception to feds. i.e. fbi hires mostly business,law students[4+3] i.e. under grad and 3 years of law school ,w/ or w/out the bar. They also hire computer oriented anything. secret service likes the marines/spec forces ...rangers seals etc...but in no way limited to that back ground as they are dept of treasury branch and the counter fit task force
and wireless tech crimes of SS depend on geeks,as well as prez security.
the marshals are nasty bunch of seek and catch a rabbit branch of justice dept.atf dea 4 yr ba,bs etc... as min req.


aux unit is sometimes retired cops still passing time.most important thing is that they are for guys/biatches who are on the fast track to the position of entry level patrolman.Because its a no pay internship ,sort of deal, thus a preference is rewarded to aux members much like the dd214 points that are for military guys that are honorably discharged and testing with depts.
plus your trained and ready to qualify with the fire arm as soon as you are accepted .Some depts call it the cadet unit etc... its damn fun if yer into it for the right reasons.most [good cops] will tell you ''id do the job for nothing'' as its in the blood etc... well thats the route to start with a foot in and they tell you how to test and the psychologist or psychiatric md will know you all ready thus, cake walking.
I was a pers assistant/sworn court officer for a county judge for 2 years for freeeeeee. she was hot and i wanted to bang her with her robe on....i swear i almost did the last time i was home/ not working for her obviously for last 8 years .
Her duaghter was mint also mmmmmm yes sweet muffin snatch....i gotta go now heehee polish rocket.jk....


i showed up w/out missing one day of work for 1st time in my life because i liked my surroundings i liked the school credit,i liked free food,i loved driving the judge around in my mazda protoge.she swam 3 mls in her back yard lake every morn even in winter ,if no ice. we went fishing during work days.she was 48 i was 24.hahaha 2xs my age mmmmilf. her daughters b-day was same as mine.

So one day the sheriff of the whole damn county wants a ''word '' w/ me.He basically recruited me and was pissed when i left as they invested big money to teach me how to jerk myself off after grinding me for a year to get the gig....weirdos....15 out of 167 made it.haha opota ohio police officers training academy ...certified to this here day yo!- but id have to requalify in red cross and fire arm proficiency.but i say f-the popos yo.i took thaem thars instructioneees and do pers security on da flipper side for long jack...going to bed. you will be a cop i know it, feel it...so be a good one grasshopa

Luci wants to be a sniffer dog with the elite k-9 unit of the united states customs dept. agricultural enforcement squad, all pug unit. i told her if she gets good grades she can be anything she chooses.so she gave me ear lick yuuuuk!

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

I head that when i graduate, you will need a 4 year degree. im going to a univerty of Madison-oshkosh most likley. I do ride alongs with cops and i go to meeting and stuff. I watch the frist 48 and crime 360. Those real life homicide dective shows. I wanna be one so bad. I dont want to be a entry level pig though. I wanna be a high up cop =] Something that pays really good i guess 60-80K?

Doesnt work that way .
However that 4 year degree is required by many ,not all.
now you need to know that you need to take as many tests as possible .The odds of you picking 1 dept and getting on w/said dept are slim and none and slim overdosed on smack!

I will also tell you not one city ,county,state law enforcement dept in this country hires into anything other than entry level patrol.

So you need to set the bar higher my friend.Start researching the feds.e.g. dea atf,fbi,usms,usss,interpole[world police] yes the CIA ,several state agencys are of the detective profile such as but not limited to the gbci georgia b o crim investigation or gbi cal narco enforcement,the asshat police j/k fyi the starting salary for the highest paid entry level is from my sources rt here in cali a real bunch of fcking sex deviant cok sukers the el segundo p.d govt granted and state and county and city and who knows who else throws money at them [because they are the real lax cops when tshtf thus they train like animals and run a no tolerance for notta in city limits .i know them they know me so im ok .as i lived by airport and i was one of very few that was up and wide eyed and bushy tailed in my sti every night.so after they sniffed my a$$ ran my ss and found out i am what i am i have the hall pass.nothing better nothing less than my right to target a happy day haha

THEY START AT AROUND 90k & thats w/not projecting or working o.t rather .no b.s now im polishing rockets and sleep bye bye neophyte

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

she better not lick you while you polish the ole rocket. that would be awkward

mmm NO that would be a felony in a few states or a misda in many
and in west virginia it would be the norm.

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

I wish i could like speak/type like you hah

yes yer funny guy haha.......NOT!!!! IMVERY EXHAUSTED GRASSHOPPA

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

who start around 90k????

im not smart for the CIA FBI stuff. I have dislexia and school is hard for me and i get not the best grades.
I wanna be detective that pays good (90K would be awesome!!)

DISLEXIA SHMELEXIA THATS BULLSHAT ! YOU GET EXTRA POINTS FOR IMPAIRMENT DUDE! work the system! if you can protect life and property and
if you can by way of visual aid have better test taking experience yer fine.

Ever watch caddyshack dude? this is serious when i say this....''THem THAR more important thangs than them grades.'' want a fresca huh? huh? ''
MORE IMPORTANT than grades???? ask presedent GEORGE JR about that thar C
avg.

yer too young to diagnosticate yerself as not smart!!! so stop the negative feeding to yer self now. yes realistic is good. i think yer too smart fer yer own good it takes a smart ass like you too even say '' im not smart enough''. now let me sleep grasshoppa

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

dude i love chicken quesadillas too from taco bell, wow so good

t.b is the best but the worst....ya know its just really tough on the internals.

i like this place called islands burgers here in so cal its a high end burger restruante, but i get chickens and stuff. its less jack

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

so i could make if into the CIA or FBI ( something detective related!!)even with dyslexia?
cool! I dont know where to begin now.

go to university.study what you like. if its law good if its poly sci or psych good just pick a concentration w/ in the 2 year time frame you get while yer fullfilling LERs i.e. liberal edu requirements.

get laid,w/rubber even though i dont agree with it being a true landing of the deal when i have a recycled tire on my peckerwood ,avoid the bad kids like me.dont do anything to 1 f-credit yet. 2-dont get married yet. really! no kids is a give in.
work where ever but where ever it is just show up with no absent days unless its necessary.be nice..yes be nice as hell to yer next door neighbors. the feds interview 3 people who live near you then ask each of 3 for 3 referals then those 9 asked for 3 refs then 27 if possible.they ask what are you like.then its done it takes a min for each but they dont expect nor should you that its perfect.someone wont like you. could be x girlfriend could be neighbor that you shat on his porch and rang bell lit shat on fire the stamped poop on boot and knew you did it hahaha bed time bye
if you work around money make extra sure none goes into yer piggy bank haha no pun.plenty of time for theft when yer on the dept clock kidding.


ill answere later ok grasshoppa

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

i have a clean record =]

law classes? oh boy

they dont want you in ''law classes per say. heres why ..they will teach how the federal law enforcement assesment and manipulation of statutes and codes in order to prosecute offenses. the constitution works entirely dif than fair and balanced. or innoc until guilt,,,the law version they teach is just short of out right cheating. its manipulation of the written statutes thus they dont want you bringing the defendants playbook aptitude/attitude rights and protections under law. so just remember when i say a law degree
that means you studied cases thus precedent law and so you will be easier to train later as you wont need hand held when being shown how to can the defendant

its also not going to kill you if you have fun in college.... rule #1 if it aint fun im done!
dont ever torcher yourself. your paying for the classes so take stuff where the grade is secondary to you but most important is the knowlege your trying to gain thus the A will be waiting for you w/ that approach.
ill tell you how to get the A easier than ever later im tired we are locking the thread down as im sleepinfg

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

I have absent days on my record..2 of them. It was after the accident with my civic. I wasnt feeling good and i had doctor appointments. I also was told by a co-worker i was suspended already? idk.. hah

im nice to everyone. everyone around my moms house i dont know..I know people around my dads place and im nice to them =] what does it mean to work around money.

I just want a degree in law enforcement and a minor is like sociology(heard thats good for police)
I just want to be a detective taking down bad peeps for good pay

ok now yer yanking my cord....dick tracy! ummmm thuuuu can i get the quarter back coach.... no coach the quarter for my lunch money thuuuuu

see your already doing good,learning and utilizing skills to manipulate me to stay up thus feel pain while your giggling at my stooooopid arse.

thats is important if one is trying to keep a child abducter /molester on line to gain isp or perhaps get the pedophile to show up at a decoys local



ok good grasshoppa now gnite

Originally Posted by Del

So only 142 more legit posts until 24,000

good god .

OK BIITCHES N SNITCHES AND all yall who dig ditches and those that suck chrome of trailer hitches n thug lifers who give stitches and yall aristocrats who hog the riches and to the nasa control tower who miss the glitches and to luci the pug who gives me kisses and to the cotton mouth snakes with loud hisses and to the old womens that the old men call the ''misses' and to the soccer moms id love to throw off bridges and to those insults we call disses and if chris owns it we call it chrises cuz jewish ceremonys called brises .....is quite frankly my dear im out of here

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

god to much info for one night im getting so confused as in which i wanna do. imma confuzzied grasshoppa

You need to bang lil tuffits muffit

Originally Posted by STiSubyMan

god to much info for one night im getting so confused as in which i wanna do. imma confuzzied grasshoppa

i say bang that little ms tuffits muffit then go eat at the ole country buffet [pronounced like bufit]

NUTIN COULD BE FINER then the taste of yer vaginar da mornin

Originally Posted by Del

First thing you're going to have to do is take law classes in college.


Law sucks. It's too confusing at first.

ask tort, they smoke up to become one with the case law.
i.e. miranda vs arizona. er wilfong vs godzilla

Originally Posted by sti_kris

^^^ someone had to much free time.

Yes i own a car lot so i test prospective employees every other day to see w