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| | #151 |
| Amateur STI Driver Feedback Score: 0 reviews Car: 02 Eclipse Fav Mod: Lookin for an STI! Location: Des Moines, IA Posts: 27
IWSTI Addict since: Jan 2009 | |
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| | #152 |
| Junior STI Driver Feedback Score: 0 reviews | Hear Ye, Hear Ye Majesties of the Royal IWSTI Court, I regret to inform you that we suffered a very tragic loss yesterday. Although this loss was much anticipated, there was still hope for the better; for the possibility, although slight, to face and surmount fear itself. While en route to the gymnastic training fields, amp-ed on adrenaline and stoked by the nonsensical yet hypnotic flow of Sir Weezy F. Baby himself, I was halted abruptly by a menacing red light. I put my windows down, as if lowering a drawbridge, to allow the sun to enter and brighten up the bland walls of my contained rally kingdom. As I glanced over to the car next to me, I lowered by gaze upon a water-stained "V8 Kompressor" emblem that glistened momentarily like a diamond in the rough. Immediately my sophomoric impulse commanded me to send a subtle invitation to this immortal in silver cloak to a dual; one to prove the worth of the badges we exhibited with such pride. I, the Leonidas of Japan, had to put his name to the test. As I waited for the eyes of the green-eyed monster, the lord of instigation, to open, I readied myself to meet them with the stars of unity ablaze in my eyes, and although unsure of his acquiescence, to subjugate this goliath of Europea to my rumble. The monster opened its provocative eyes, burning with an emerald fury upon its awakening. Like a whip branding the hide of a stallion, his green eyes sent the giant beside me roaring forward, brandishing its 8 cyclinders of retribution. Stupefied by the fancy ogre's backlash, Leonidas' 300 trembled in hesitation beneath their ventilated shields for what seemed to them like the eternal second before their impending doom. Failing to launch from their position to meet their opponent, the rumble of the warriors, only in their second stage of training, was no match for the army that nearly doubled their infantry. Majesties of this high court, though I stand today before you, ashamed of my shortcomings, yet humbled and inspired by our attempt to fight for the stars that have showed us the way for over a decade, I ask you to convene with me to discuss the mistakes that were made out there on that inauspicious day, and I beseech you to make stories of your own that will heal our memories and our pride, and avenge the casualties of the brave 300 that rose in bravery, yet fell by my hubris. Majesties of this highest court, I have come before you today asking for your forgiveness, for your guidance, and for your alliance in reclaiming the pavement we have fought to dominate since the evolution of the Impreza kind. Help me today to restore the I in Unity so that we, the Flatboxers of Four, will always be the bearers of justice in a land of Big Money Wasters and their kin. Your Humble Servant, King SubaRudeBoy VII (Royal Summary: I tried to drag an E55 AMG and got my *** handed to me. I am coming to IWSTI for reassurance and also a lesson as to why I failed either in judgment or in driving, or both. I hope you enjoyed the medieval presentation and that it was not too verbose or rhetorically ornate. Someone go out there and kick some *** and tell me about it. I'm tired of hearing about Evos and GTRs and Ferraris. We're here because we love Subaru and we love our cars. So I hope this thread serves more as inspiration than as an example of my incompetence, immaturity, or just how much time I have to waste dragging middle aged men and glorifying my inability to drive. Thanks all! )Here is a video of what that V8 Kompressor can do. Again I ask, what about us? YouTube - RennTech E55 AMG, Ferrari F360 and Dodge Viper SRT-10 (whether warranted or not)Last edited by SubaRudeBoy07; 02-26-2009 at 10:30 AM.. Reason: grammar |
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| | #153 |
| S204 Racer Feedback Score: 4 reviews | what MODs do you have on ur car? don't know y u would even try to race an E55 AMG unless you have a turbo upgrade with a good amount of mods following that.... |
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| | #154 |
| Elite Moderator (Retired) Feedback Score: 7 reviews Car: E39 "Das Boat" My Stuff: Subaru Parts Fav Mod: saurkraut Location: Bat Country Posts: 6,255
IWSTI Addict since: Jun 2006 | See what forum this thread is now in? Yeah, THIS is where it belongs. |
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| | #155 |
| STI Guru Feedback Score: 2 reviews | Off with his head!! j/k good writeup. |
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| | #156 |
| Grassroots STI Racer Feedback Score: 0 reviews Car: Silver 04 WRX STI Fav Mod: building a car the forums would approve of Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 523
IWSTI Addict since: Aug 2008 | the one int he video is modded. most e55s are not. and like said above you need a larger turbo and to run from a dig. |
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| | #157 |
| OT stealth mod Feedback Score: 1 reviews Car: 06 obp sti My Stuff: Subaru Parts Fav Mod: Vodka injection. Location: iowa Posts: 31,186
IWSTI Addict since: Aug 2004 | |
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| | #158 |
| Amateur STI Driver Feedback Score: 0 reviews Car: 02 Eclipse Fav Mod: Lookin for an STI! Location: Des Moines, IA Posts: 27
IWSTI Addict since: Jan 2009 | |
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| | #159 |
| Junior STI Driver Feedback Score: 0 reviews Car: RED 08 STi Fav Mod: Tint Location: AZ Posts: 199
IWSTI Addict since: Jun 2008 | Here is a video of my friends civic on the street. YouTube - danny's turbo type r 400WHP vs 450AWHP mitsubishi evo V111 very fast for a honda, its got no interior just 2 racing seats. Ive only raced against my family's 65 GTO from a dig and lost by a car length. Last edited by dsrttigr; 03-16-2009 at 01:27 PM.. |
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| | #160 | |
| S204 Racer Feedback Score: 0 reviews Car: 05 STi |STOCK|Muhaha Fav Mod: Owning 'Vermont' "It's JDM yo!" Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 2,656
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