[RFFG]

Originally Posted by Draco-REX

DSM vs STI?? Not even the same class. If all you want to do is go fast in a straight line, why bother with either? Get a 5.0 Mustang. You'll slay both for half the cash.

Mustangs suck!!!!!

[lethiathan]

Originally Posted by RONIN

Mitsubishi's are like disposable razors...

Bump!!!

Bingo!!!


Session 3 in 2 days!

[lethiathan]

STM's Stock-Block Evo "RICER" Blows up! (unedited - Video

[The Black Beauty]

^ man that sux. poor guys. supposedly it lived a long time though on the stock block!

[scobaru!]

ITS BEEN DAYS MAN! iM DYING THE HEAR SESSION 3.

[reaper]

Originally Posted by lethiathan

Bump!!!

Bingo!!!


Session 3 in 2 days!

its been 2 days!!!!!!!!!! im hooked, i need to hear session 3!!!

[lethiathan]

Session 3:
Patient: It was black...
Doc: looking away from her notes. A car right? One of these searching her notes for the lingo DSMs?
Patient: in a soft spoken voice. Yes. It was black with black rims, 10% tint, aftermarket pipe, and slammed to the ground. My heart thumped and my knees quivered. We rolled up to the stop light, side by side on this two lane road. The speed limit on the road was 55 and there wasn't a car in sight.
I wanted to engage the friendly competition by revving my engine, but held my reservation, thinking to myself, "I am better than him, I don't need to prove anything." The cross light turned yellow... I brace myself for a quick acceleration, just in case. Time has stopped only for moment as the cross light turns red and not a second later MY light turns green...
THEN, nothing... we roll off the line ever so gently as if we have a mutual understanding. I hear his RPMs quickly shoot up into the 4 1/2 and PSSS, the sound of his blow off valve. I mimic only without a PSSS, since all I have done is a spt intake and it sounds kinda ricery. I'm at 3,000rpm we are nose to nose. I hear his RPMs increase swiftly, I follow up to 4 and 1/2 and then say F**K it, pressed the petal to the metal and take off. I look behind me and in the distance is the EVO. "What the F**k, you too good for me... little ****y SOB". I slow down to the speed limit and then just like every other stupid f'ing ricer, he blows past me going a hundred. AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! he exclaims with great displeasure.
Doc: Your story is... well poetic. You seem to enjoy this sort of thing, perhaps writing your feelings down in a journal might help with your discontent.
Patient: It's the merit of the fact really. I mean come on. Why is it that he is willing to break the law, risk being thrown in jail, but not enjoy a solid roll off street race off the cuff.
Doc: Maybe he didn't want to race you and was in a hurry to get some where because perhaps his significant other or other family member was severely injurred in some tragic accident.
Patient: Hardly the case, lady. You see, I had the same exact scenario with a Brand new 07 Mustang GT. Only, he engaged me and I blasted his ***. By the time I was up to 80 I was a full 3 car lengths ahead of the overweight clunker, but admittedly has sexy lines. He even had pipes.
Doc: Ok, so you feel rejected in a way. Perhaps you are feeling like that searching through her notes EVO, was rejecting you for your so called ILLEGAL street race challenge. No one likes to be rejected, whether it's dating or in your case your automobile enthusiast culture.
Patient: Yep that makes a tad bit sense. But, you have still yet to solve one thing doc... THOSE G** D*** ricer mentallities that say, in a mimicing sarcastic voice, "oh, you think your fast huh, let me blow past you going a hundred that says I'm faster haha."
Doc: I see.
Patient: Had that happen a couple days ago while getting on the freeway. Kept it third and wanted to enjoy what my car was meant to do SOLELY for my enjoyment, and ZOOM! blasting past me an S4, I had no idea there was even an S4 behind me on the on- ramp.
Doc: I think I am starting to understand now.
Patient: So Doc... Whats my condition?
Doc: puzzled. Well, I am not sure, I think it's an issue that a few more sessions will have to work out. We'll meet again.
Patient: ...
Doc: How does that make you feel?

[reaper]

makes me feel angry!! i hate ricers. i think i need to see the same doc. but hopefully i can get a happy ending.

[lethiathan]

To clear up any ambiguity, I offer first that this series of events are not real, nor do they represent any real person. The patient is a compilation of real life friends, peers, and things I have read other people saying. Thus I hope no thinks I am really in therapy for any reason. Also, I like discussing this in the form I have chosen because it's a bit more comical to express it as "therapy Sessions."

Now my advise for every one is to go and buy the book a The Ninja Handbook for more enlightening experience. hehe

[FORCFED]

Some what poetic. Awaiting a 4th session with the Doc.